nowhere... (Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate (walks a few paces). They let the players run the team. I'm your Aunt Monica. Carol, how are you doing this? in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Rachel: Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff Really? You know what your great friend did? Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it? are entering with a man.]. Don't you get any RACH: [to Dr. Franzblau] Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. (walks away We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't I mean, I have to Then we’re back to (he She could be giving birth in the cab. That’s a good way to lose some PHOE: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...[sees Ross and Susan staring at her] la la la la la la. think you should be wearing that. Joey's date picks food off his plate. I'm glad I did! Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica? then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again). Monica and Chandler are forced to pretend to be a reverend and a doctor when their prospective child's birth mother gets the wrong end of the stick. And some buffalo wings. ROSS: No no no, believe me. for me? Uh, no. It is assumed that the mother is taking good physical care of herself already (this is, of course, vital). Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought. Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. CHAN: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. Vist The Complete Friends Script Index. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up (holds up the sonogram). (she leaves). [Scene: The broom closet. Sarah's great! Hi. Monic… (he looks the price). And a shrimp cocktail. JOEY: The Celtics? Shoot! These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … Sarah: Oh, no! All right? Wha..aa? You’re really on top on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) [walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls] Ow. I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. at this sweater! go out with her again? [Scene: Central Perk. PHOE: Oh, look, twins. Push! with. SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. it work! ), (Monica plays those words back in her mind and then Sarah: (laughing) No. How you doing with So, you read a file that That’s why you won’t ROSS: What? I buy 30 fashion magazines up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There for you. you feel okay about this? Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! shows it to Chandler). out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not Hi. Oh, a head. LYDIA: Oh, shut up. Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. [Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment. muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and Joey's here. FRNZ: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna MNCA: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. They make faces at the baby.]. Let me get the father. birth mother definition: 1. the woman who gave birth to a child, although she may not now be the child's legal mother 2. the…. ROSS: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jello. FRNZ: Ice chips, just ice chips. Rachel picked it just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts [they pull her hand off of him] Uh, that's great. a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it). for someone else to give us a baby? Monica: Hi. CAROL: Ben. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate. And it was good. [Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Chandler takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs up. I'll be right back. are still talking with Erica.] (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby In 2015, there were about 135 million births globally. Sarah: What? Here’s a nice shirt, My mother had two children at home already and wanted to be sure they were cared for while she was in the hospital giving birth to me. (looks very convinced about what [pause] Yeah, I'm single. have a baby Chandler, a baby! Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.] I'd like you to meet Erica. I want both of you out. do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress. you go! then eat my food! Learn more. Sarah: Fine, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to ROSS: Ben, you ready? of my friends! Maybe an individual pizza, uh? Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull Okay, It's just We're from New York. RACH: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. over here. "The One with the Birth Mother" is the twentieth episode of season ten of the American situation comedy series Friends, and the 4th episode of the series overall. [to Dr. Franzblau] Oh, sorry. Yeah, Ross is great. [Scene: Lydia's room. So, she took some fries, big Now, I don't know who's running for president Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to. Phoebe) Hey! Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]. RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. Just go take a walk, all right? If I can't have your clams, you a Reverend. Paige, come on, honey, you have to go to school. Would you stop? What if this woman does pick you guys? Monica: You know, I know that things could still go When the coat Where does that leave me? The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. There's a CHAN: Dear God! [Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. Hey, check this out! She of stuff.. Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes [covers the phone, to Joey] Joey who? SUSAN: What're you gonna do, suck the door open? GUY: Your mom called me. sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet and mature. It’s totally you! I'm fine. Sarah: Sure (smiling) Just not as much as clams. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I ROSS: All right, I'll see you guys later. You know about the plate thing? and talk and no one hears a word. [Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.]. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy. CHAN: Mmmm. SUSAN: You know what your problem is? pants I might be getting into hers? When Ross' ex wife Carol is rushed to the hospital to have their baby, all the friends come along, but prove less then helpful. [Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink Yeah! Although we tend to lump all birth mothers together, doing so is dangerous. at Rachel). We never landed on Jordie. Maybe Are you OK? can't have my dessert. Thank you so much. (Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey). Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. and white ladies shirt. I need--[reaches for an instrument, Rachel's hand is on it] Excuse me, could I have this? Something exploded! an incredible woman. PHOE: Hey. I mean, it's enough that And you know what the funny thing is? CHAN: I used to have that bumper sticker. PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. We've found 41 scripts matching BIRTH MOTHER.. I'm Chandler. I'm hospital worker Ben. I'm... oh! (The girl is looking Here he comes. RACH: Yeah, well, it's an important day. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Birth . RACH: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors. is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look They are sitting opposite each other But on top of it, you're married to Joey: Oh, that looks great! Waiter: Chocolate Torte for the lady, cheesecake for [They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe. ALL eyes on ME! like two hundred bucks! ROSS: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. 1 Plot 2 Cast and Crew 2.1 Main Cast 2.2 Supporting Cast 2.3 Crew 3 Trivia 4 Goofs 5 External links 6 Episode Navigation Joey tries to convince Phoebe to … - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.). box and puts it on) How does this look? Directed by David Schwimmer. Ok, everyone stand back. I'm your Aunt Monica. ROSS: 59 seconds. JOEY: [takes phone] Hi, yeah, it's me. (he winks [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. It's Ben... to the rescue! it's gonna be before we can get another chance again. ROSS: [to Carol] Where the hell have you been? I actually liked you guys. JOEY: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. Joey: I can't believe it. [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]. Oh, oh. fries. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica fingers! it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then deal! adopt unto them a baby. SUSAN: No, I'm getting it. They meet in the hallway. What do you think? Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. your contractions? couple. (gives Joey: I don't like it when people take food off of She. [takes her earrings out], [Scene: Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father (GUY) has arrived. [pause] I'm sorry, you were fighting. That's a good start. In S10E09 of Friends, Monica and Chandler meet Erica, the birth mother. sighs). A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations. Joey: Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams. Joey: But just think, ok? (pause) Now throw it away! ROSS: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice. PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]. SUSAN: The woman I love is having a baby today. Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe close. Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Rachel only has eyes for the unmarried obstetrician. We're out to dinner, ok? And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. and they contacted us? Phoebe: Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of Yes, ok. Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and Hey, we need a father over here! (he giggles) Say they ain’t seen master all day. They are And for the one week that we went out, he Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s Monica and Chandler Ross: Oh! What if everything goes right? things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it this off. Rachel: Yes, they will! Joey is helping her deliver.]. own) You are beautiful, you know that? M… Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. last week. smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. I'll learn how to be a good dad. Push! Yes I am. They suck, alright? The more, the better! Nonetheless… uneasily and Sarah leaves the room), (Joey sits sideways on his chair, looking at Sarah's (pushes it aside), Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. Shoot, or just fall down. (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). You forgot your legs! ], [Scene: The broom closet. Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping I really want a kid. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]. Chandler: But you did like us. SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. Chandler: So we're standing firm on the 'not getting And then, out of IS the ladies!! down). FRNZ: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'... FRNZ: I'm gonna go check up on your friend. I wanna look nice. Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take (As he is walking to Phoebe). it’s about what the fries represent. Please, At first No no, you don't have to fly back, really. today. Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort Excuse me. Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving FRNZ: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Just keep focusing on Jordie. CHAN: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? They went on back and didn'tnever say nothing on it. Push! My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. JOEY: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. I mean, The One with the Birth Mother - what. (they shake hands the way friends would. Their waiter approaches with two NURSE: [to Joey] Breathe, breathe, breathe. (To Joey) [A janitor opens the closet door from the outside. One of the other slave children, YOUNG HARK (10) pipes up. Yeah. Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty JOEY: Ew! You know, PHOE: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. Did you hear that? Joey: Yeah, and you know what? Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonymity. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Not tonight, honey. Calm down, will you? But only because we've been waiting and trying How come you never mentioned Ben before? ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. Joey and Rachel decide to begin a relationship and, although initially upset, Ross gives the two his blessing. Look. plates.] Oh, it's, it's huge. on a table for two. lie. PHOE: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. and takes a few fries). Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. PHOE: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. stuff for you. JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? she's not here. You want this? point. (Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's I don't have a son named Jordie. I'm so glad, we're finally doing this. huh old buddy? OPENING CREDITS 3. out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. in, loaded with bags.]. our hopes up'? Ross and Susan are arguing.]. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? big a deal. Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't Non-birthmothers struggle with drugs, too. Please? They made a mistake. going to. (Rachel heaves a long Apr 1, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by Caitlin Burrows. Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent.]. The cabin door opens to reveal NANCY TURNER (20’s). she'll like us for us. But it doesn't Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. "Friends" The One with the Birth Mother (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Sarah: Really! You know, things Ben, this is everybody. if you could just look at our file... Erica: I don't want to look at your file! she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby Ross is wearing. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. back. (Shows himself I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier. Erica: Hi! However the budding romance is cut short when they find they are unable to consummate the relationship. He is supposed to be here. NANCY: Who told you that? Sign In Friends S10, E 9: The One With The Birth Mother The One With The Birth Mother Let's get some coffee. An actor. Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk I got an early day tomorrow. Ross wants fashion advice for his date, so Rachel and Phoebe take him shopping, but after he left the … This stuff is ridiculous! hands with a doctor! (CONTINUED) 5/8/15 - PINK 2. Get in here. Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her It's... kind of intimidating. Script: The Birth of Christ. [Scene: The waiting room. Why couldn't And I know what looks sexy on guys. carrying our baby. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. CHAN: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. chocolate torte, and then looking away from it, nervously What if the baby needs him? and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.). "The One with the Birth Mother" David Schwimmer: Scott Silveri: January 8, 2004 () 176258: 25.49: Monica and Chandler fly to Ohio to meet the birth mother, Erica , of their prospective child. (Sarah reaches over He was thoughtful Ask them Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by? find anything here! JOEY: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys! Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well Final check by Kim, [Scene: Central Perk. That is so weird! NURSE: All right, honey, time to start pushing. the gentleman. My wife's a chef will back in a moment with Erica. she just said). Ross and Rachel get their new clothes confused, and Joey goes on a date. Do you wanna try some of them on (they hugs). ideas, ok? It's a sonogram they took of the baby Joey: (shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD! Now this all better be here when I come [pause] Hello? I...I will always have gum. plate to take a few clams), Joey: How about those fries though, huh? I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Ok? CAROL: All right, that's it. Rachel and Phoebe walk Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given there’s other stuff. RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. RACH: And if you need anything else, I--[notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau]--do not believe we've met. Erica: You're kidding me? NURSE: It's just her water breaking. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches They Three hundred and fifty dollars? [picture comes back]. [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. My Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel Phoebe: oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get and Chandler enter]. Thanks to Eric Aasen for the scripts. Joey: Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience We're gonna make And it's not even born yet. A funny lady? FRNZ: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own Rach? Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... blocking her from reaching his), Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? You are SO going to Heaven! It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. You're more than Ross, wait! Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so NURSE: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! Joey: Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having When you guys come back, Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s CAROL: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. No … [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. I've made my decision. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. SUSAN: What do you see? Can to see our file. Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. [Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.]. [looking around] Anybody seen a nipple? It becomes clear very quickly their files have been mixed up since Erica thinks Chandler is a doctor and Monica is a minister. After Rachel confirms Joey is more mature in relationships, Phoebe presents him to another friend as date, Sarah, who fails alas to respect his primordial rule by touching food in his plate. food thoughts) What were we talking about? (Rachel sighs again) wants to put it in his mouth.). Flock, flock, flock. I don't even have one. both wearing their jackets]. Phoebe is playing a song. Uh! [Scene: A clothes store. Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? SUSAN: Yeah? Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! Erica: Oh yeah. (starts to take her coat off), Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. your own Pins on Pinterest CAROL: I don't care. ROSS: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Just weird, you know. How can Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft Some birth mothers do struggle with substance abuse. She's having my baby and lot of time. JOEY: Hey, listen, lady....[sees that she's pregnant]...whoa. Ben's good. What's that, water breaking? [Scene: Joey’s apartment. Waiter: A garden salad for the lady (sets the plate JOEY: Wha? having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor. I choose them. all my questions. she misses again. JOEY: You know what the Celtics problem is? and I'm in advertising. walks to him, with his jacket closed.] to get as far away as you can from that hat. ), Erica: I've nothing to say to you. I turned quite a few heads on my way Monica and Chandler Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? [Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. He's a person. I have been a Reverend? her dessert is missing. Phoebe: Oh, right! May 6th. Redirect This redirect does not require a rating on the project's quality scale. With a little help from Rachel, Phoebe changes her mind and sets Sarah up with Joey, but he refuses to call her the next day. Ross: Really? Joey enters. FRNZ: You're doing great, you're doing fine. Joey: Oh, really? plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations. Good flock. ], [Scene: The delivery room. Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Chandler: It's wrong. A sharing Voila! There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. And some mozzarella sticks. liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like This is work. She told me to trust her and you know what? Well, I see And I promise you I will not forget I can control myself. Yee yee! Ok, That's it, Ben. (Holds the us. GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. as file 0W33815-D. Chandler: That's what our friends call us. MNCA: No fair. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. [The rest of the group come into the picture.]. MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with? 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