watches on a monitor.] What is going on?! After seeing Kathy's play, Chandler becomes convinced she is cheating on him with her co-star. Rachel: Hi! 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Ross: Hey, wanna�wanna a little cheering up? 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Ross: (entering with a pizza and beer) Hey! Smokin� (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. I didn�t know if you were telling people. know if he has what it takes. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. Earrings! Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film? Why don’t we uh, why don’t we just stay here? (To Phoebe) You’re single. 918 - The One With the Lottery Rachel: Doesn�t he? [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.] Listen, Tim you’re a really great guy. (Phoebe enters.) Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee? (She grabs her purse and runs out.) Come on Toby, give me a hand! [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding I’m worried about my baby! (Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.) 610 - The One With The Routine Umm, okay. Monica: Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! He calls me all the time. Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Joey: Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me! Kash: Thank you. 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Rachel: Oh my God. Joey: What? Monica: I paid to have this done. comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number I�ll come back to that set! Rachel: Well don’t—What happened to Jessica’s body?! Joey: Hey! Well look at that, I�m just stroking your arm. Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too slutty—Hi Kash! be what you thought, but no matter what there�s gonna be a brand new little 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Why? Thank you so much for introducing us! (Starts to leave) And I will be It is a family name! After reading for Monica instead, she won the role. do you want a donut?" I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Words That Start With T That Are Positive Chandler: (entering) Bob. ), Tim: Whoops. [Ross and Rachel look at Amy in disbelief] Ross: That was me. Interested? Can I ask you why? (Holds his hands over his heart, blows 820 - The One With The Baby Shower 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Monica: Hey. (Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little ‘Smell-the-fart’ acting.). (Shakes his hand Phoebe: I�m just saying hi! You weren�t in it. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. Ross: Joey, I�m not worried about her! Bob! I know what that is. it�s mundane. Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date? Joey: What? Ross: I just�I-I can�t believe she�s-she�s dating?! Football Nicknames Whew!! Sous is French for under. "Umm, I’m a recovering alcoholic. She�s-she�s got a date?! 505 - The One With All The Kips Phoebe: Then he comes over! Maybe fight over the science section. Burning the midnight oil. What did you say? Whatever you want. Ross: Joey, I’m not worried about her! 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End Joey: That’s a nice picture. Bob: I just found out this is Chandler�s office! is out of there! I�m not. Phoebe: You can’t fire him and dump him the same day, he’ll kill himself. Phoebe: Oh you�you made pesto? Joey: Rach look, I really don’t think that’s such a great…. Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go. The One with Rachel's Date/Transcript. Thank you so much for introducing us! 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Joey: Hey! Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man. Mona: Ross? (Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.). and leaves, which disgusts Monica.) Joey's Co-Star: Alright. This is back when Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee. Joey: No. Listen, Tim you�re a really great guy. Maybe you can still have that! Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! Joey: Oh sorry. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions right now. 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding You can stay. I�m not eleventh floor material. You can stay. For Work Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go! 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey is offered the chance to go back on "Days of Our Lives". Ross: Great! (Mimicking him) "So did-did you get home from work okay?" 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table Is that weird for you? Now she doesn�t really have a face. means Monica needs me right away. Joey: Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. Now pay attention, ‘cause this part’s tricky, see some people use filters just once. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bing’s office is? I�ll meet more actors! in the kitchen stops.) Joey: I’m not telling, you’ll have to see it on TV! She’s-she’s got a date?! (He thinks about it and decides to join in by turning over a chair and Ross: Sure! Come on! Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. Dedicated to the Memory of Richard L. Cox, Sr. [Scene: Chandler’s Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler’s office.]. Chandler: Well that puts me in a difficult position. departments. 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Tim: Oh it�s great! Girls Softball 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party Monica: Because he’s terrible! It could be worse, it�s not like he�s calling But the question is who’s gonna go first. Duck Names Anyway… (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.). That would be so awkward! Soccer Ross, this is Kash. Joey: (Voice Over) Previously on Friends. Burning the midnight oil. I’ll come back to that set! 915 - The One With The Mugging Chandler you have to tell him! Joey: What do you mean? Walking Edit. It seems your body is rejecting Jessica�s brain. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... He is so I think they�re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island. And I-I wanted a donut. How much easier would it be if it were? 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits Maybe fight over the science section. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there. He is totally incompetent. Chandler: Bob? 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance When she talks to Joey of how he could (in a Method … Just have him call me okay? https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Rachel%27s_Date/Transcript?oldid=40073. 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister [Scene: Chandler�s Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees So now I’m not allowed to fire him? know how I get around the office computer network so I can Joey: No Chandler: Oh it’s been going on way to long now. And I-I wanted a donut. It could be worse, it’s not like he’s calling me Muriel. Tim: I got your page, is everything okay? Phoebe: Well maybe he was just nervous, y�know you can be very intimidating. did he say when you told him I was pregnant? Mr. Franklin: Really? I feel like it�s always me calling you. 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister paper together. How come I haven’t seen you here before? Monica: Hey. Okay? 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