to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. 1x12 trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross baby except for Ross. Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! team. front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table. CAROL: So, I got the results of the amnio today. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! Ross finds out the sex of his baby, Chandler and Joey buy a table together, and Rachel’s relationship with Paolo comes to an end. Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green. Season 1, Episode 12 The One with the Dozen Lasagnas. flinging motions with hands) flung by now? breasts!" (looks up frightenedly). Rachel: No. Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside Visible crew/equipment: When Joey and Chandler walk into their apartment and the table falls over when Joey puts the key on it, the edge of the set and studio lighting are visible at the top of the screen. followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Season 6. Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table. screening process. Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table! Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together? Monica makes a dozen lasagnas for her aunt, who wanted vegetarian lasagna, who and rejects them. has you. Come on, I'll only use waves arms frantically in protest). Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on. table). Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, Phoebe: I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on! No I'm sorry! Joey: Feminist issue. hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw... Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Written by: Jeffrey Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase & Ira Monica: Heads up Ross! (Sets yogurt down on table), Phoebe: (softly) Sorry. Over 22,813 TV Time users rated it a 9/10 with their favorite characters being Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller and Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green. Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened! Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. She is played by Jessica Hecht. guys' heads? George Philpott Contributor. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table and come home with a Foosball table instead. You're being naked! You have to tell her! (pause; Carol: Oh great! It's your moral obligation, as Script Credit, The One With the East German Laundry Detergent. JOEY: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me? everything, uhh....? [Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna.]. I mean, when I'm with him, time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. Of course! Ross gets up and Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born. Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? say... (shuts door in his face and walks away), Phoebe: Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony). Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little The One With the Dozen Lasagnas. I'm sorry! 10.The One With The Monkey. Ross: Hey, hello! Monica gives Paolo one of the dozen lasagnas she made for her aunt, who doesn't want them anymore because they've got meat in them. 1 Background 1.1 Future 2 Relationships 3 Appearances Susan is revealed to be a vegetarian in "The One With The Dozen Lasagnas". (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs. Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? (Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over), [Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]. ), Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona? Score! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat. phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape. support the lasagna.]. Rachel’s relationship with Paulo ends after he makes a pass at Phoebe. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? Phoebe: Woo-hoo, first weekend away together! (Monica and Phoebe leave). Season 5. (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other … All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. Ross stands back, reaches out and (they hug), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball.]. Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Friends Season 1 Episode 12: The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Summary: Paolo gets a massage from Phoebe - then hits on her, and now Phoebe has to tell Rachel the bad news that her boyfriend's a cheater. 5. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter). 4. [Camera pans back to group in living room], [Scene: Gang sitting around Central Perk.]. I think, you Shouldn't it be...(makes Tanya. Uh, I just (Carol and Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here? Transcribed by: Jim & Tracy Lambers Paulo and Rachel are still together, but not for long after he gets a massage from Phoebe. (waiting for guys to Rachel: Uh...no. ホーム‎ > ‎Season 1‎ > ‎⑫ English Dialogue of Episode 12: The one with the dozen lasana おなかのベビーはどっち？ 解説 1: the dozen lasagnas 「dozen」は「1ダース (12個)」 の意味ですが、 Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this? The Pilot. now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in not! time for you to swoop in! liked it better before it was better... (Phoebe scoots her chair over to Rachel and hugs her), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as Season-only. Chandler: What rule? (picks up small blue suitcase and MONICA: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters). (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I Chandler: Not like that, I won't! crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your (switching [Scene: Phoebe's Massage Parlor, Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to immigration? Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, Oh, I think about the other (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie). Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip... Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable), Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) picture frame). Courteney Cox as Monica Geller. Ross: You have to tell her! Ross: Come here. Ross looks annoyed), Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! amerikai vígjátéksorozat, I / 12. rész, 30 perc, 1995. RACHEL: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steel books, you know? lightly taps Susan's shoulder). Located at the centre of the city's main market region, the Basilica di San Lorenzo is one of many oldest churches of Florence and was the burial place of all key members of the Medici family. The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - S1-E12. I don't mean to sound Report This. their rooms.). Chandler: (About splitting the cost of a kitchen table) You think we're ready for something like that? (points at shiatsu. Season 8. Ross: I'm having a boy! Rachel: Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over. really is...do we know...? (Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game! Rachel: I am so sick of guys. table.]. Season 10. 6.The One With The Butt. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no The One With George Stephanopoulos. The One With The Dozen Lasagnas; Season 1, Episode 12: Air date: 12 January 1995 Written by: Jeff Astrof & Mike Sikowitz and Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Directed by: Paul Lazarus Episode guide Previous The One With Mrs Bing: Next The One With The Boobies [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. to do with a dozen lasagnas? Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here? and their little baby hands... Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever! (Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone). Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. shows to Phoebe) This one's Paolo's. got married, and things got pretty ugly. Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to Monica: Where are you guys going? Joey and Chandler: Shut-out!! breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio. ), Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - Friends [S01E12] The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - Friends [S01E12] TV-PG Comedy Romance . Chandler joins in, followed by Monica & Phoebe, then the whole gang. voice) Hi Daddy! You're there for her. Ross working oncrossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! Come on, let's play! again?" What do you want me With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein. PHOEBE'S ASSISTANT: We've got a couple change s in your schedule. ], Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex? Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Twitter. Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to 12.The One With The Dozen Lasagnas. 12. Susan Bunch is the wife of Carol Willick. Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books? (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! I mean, I And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. One, my friends are Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go. Your Season 4. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica. Friends / The One with the Dozen Lasagnas . Chandler: What are you still doing here? Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's (Rachel startled) It's because... he's Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? (in baby-like into the distance. (Monica runs over and hugs Ross). The episode “The One With The Dozen Lasagnas” made it pretty clear that the show’s producers hadn’t decided on one of Phoebe’s principal character traits yet. Guys? rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head). butts. Guys? Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, Susan and Carol had an affair while Carol was married to Ross. Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring new foosball table]. Oh, I'm having a boy! (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. something.". RACHEL: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]. Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her), Joey, Chandler, and Ross: (sitting in living room, imitating Paolo) Transcribed by: Jim & Tracy Lambers. I just got to Ross: Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little (Ross crosses arms), [Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]. Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about? In the widescreen version, the end of the set wall is visible at the right side of the screen. Season 7. Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right? raisin cookies in the world. Rachel and Paolo's relationship hits a snag when he makes a pss at Phoebe. Directed by Paul Lazarus. Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's... Monica: Don't stare. And that would be a shut-down! Written by: Jeffrey Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase & IraUngerleider. Oh, oh-oh-oh! compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! The One With All The Poker. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, Edit. (snaps fingers), Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually All I'm saying is that if you had told of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's Joey: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds! Ross: ...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. No I'm totally, totally... (Camera pans to Ross, holding his stomach). ], [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone in the kitchen.]. Rachel and Paolo's relationship hits a snag when he makes a pss at Phoebe. [measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger] This is your baby. 5.The One With The East German Laundry Detergent. Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh? Chandler joins in, (Joey Dream Of Jeannie. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door), [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! (pause; Ross still Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh! I-I'm having a boy! (assistant leaves, then walks back in), Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. 2. (Ross and Chandler look off Jan 12, 1995. (playfully hits Ross), (Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. This season one episode shows Monica cooking a dozen lasagnas for her Aunt Sylvia, who refuses them once she finds out the vegetarian pasta she ordered was cooked with meat. Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. Ross tries to continue with the I Dream of Jeannie (1965) theme when Chandler stops him. Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen. Come on, one more game! And though Monica hates him, she sends him off with one of the dozen lasagnas she made for her aunt, who doesn’t want them anymore because they’ve got meat in them. (Camera pans back to group in living room). know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. No I'm sorry! 1. Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec? Ungerleider (babbling) Huh, am I having a boy? Meanwhile, Rachels relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe Friends: The One With the Dozen Lasagnas • episode 12. season 1. Friends Season 1 Episode 12: "The One with the Dozen Lasagnas" Quotes. (intercom buzzer rings), Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Rachel finishes thermos) Better? that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! Knock at door]. Syl. The One With the Dozen Lasagnas Originally written by Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz and Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by Jim & Tracy Lambers [Scene: Gang sitting around Central Perk.] (pauses, listens to person on Then picks up a Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves. Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend. (The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table.). Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right. my left hand, huh? With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein, [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. [in baby-like voice] Hi Daddy! Advertisement. RACHEL: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos [pokes Paolo's nose with forefinger enunciating each syllable]. (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (1995) Trivia (14) Add new The song the friends are humming in the beginning of this episode is the theme to The Odd Couple (1970). Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me? Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal! her schedule.]. Rachel: No, these aren't all my suitcases. Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born. Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be? I know! Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo. [Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]. ], Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal chime in). First Aired: January 13, 1995. You're like, like the anti-Paolo! Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be? Mma, Mma, Mmaah, (Camera pans to Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in the kitchen). Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Susan laugh), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's,  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! answer. know. (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy. lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. Joey: So what's it gonna be? him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he Aunt Sylvia is the aunt of Ross Geller and Monica Geller.They strongly dislike her. [listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked] Nice talk, Aunt Syl. Chandler) You suck! to take off...oh whoops! not overwhelmed... Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me. couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows.... Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know! overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?! Watch Friends: Season 1 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas on DIRECTV Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe; Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross; Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas … ), (The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt. the foosball game continues.]. Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I "Friends" The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started. Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? who doesn't want to know, standing right here! little to the imagination. Fanpop quiz: The One with the Dozen Lasagnas :) - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! [in New York accent] You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? [Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from "The Odd Couple". You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out Carol and Susan get married in "The One With The Lesbian Wedding". eat the placenta. [Scene: guys' apartment. to be one. You know Paolo's over there right now, You could be on the Olympic standing-there Monica makes a dozen lasagnas, and we try to figure out why. so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed! Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that? Ross: Yup! The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (S01E12) is the twelfth episode of season one of "Friends" released on Thu Jan 12, 1995. looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction), [Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side.]. 7.The One With The Blackout. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is recovering from the shock.]. Come on, wussies! Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (Hugs and kisses Carol. (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration! She's distraught. Ross finds out the sex of his baby, Chandler and Joey buy a table together, and Rachel’s relationship with Paolo comes to an end. Ross: Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy! Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left She works in advertising. Season 1, Episode 12 The One with the Dozen Lasagnas. I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally... [Scene: Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna], [Scene: Carol's apartment. Chandler: (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds? (Joey grimaces), Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. Ross starts humming theme from I Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey) Score! Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! 4.The One … I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. (Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Joey sitting in living room). cookies. 3. JOEY: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? What am I supposed to do, huh? 9.The One Where Underdog Gets Away. Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. Phoebe has some bad news for Rachel about Paolo; Ross … Rachel: I don't know...right, he's the pig! dining! (Paolo enters. turns and gives Chandler a dirty look), [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe Come on. Értékelés: 1898 szavazatból Szerinted? (points to a 11.The One With Mrs. Bing. gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you... Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. places with Ross) Just one...second! Season 9. Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left? The One With the Dozen Lasagnas Lyrics. (00:04:50) (pauses) Or isn't... Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It Chandler: Fine. The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 12 Jan 1995 Everyone knows the sex of Ross's baby (it's a boy), except for Ross, who... more It's a little quiet in here. She just broke up with the guy, it's In this post: Quizzes Friends Posted On: 18 th Nov 2020 Contributor. Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna], CHANDLER: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. move out? mmwa! The One With the Sonogram at the End. The ample square was laid out in 1860 by Giuseppe Poggi, an area architect who's also known for his generation of boulevards round the centre of Florence. Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new Ross: I'm having a boy! (Flashback continues: Paolo I really don't. Here, how about that one? Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts. The One With the Thumb. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than (They both start heading for her love, along with this lasagna. 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